My job is weird #werk #annofgreentables
What’s in the boooox!? Has anyone seen Nick Jonas lately? Maybe someone should check in on him? #subwaycreatures
Bottoms up
#currentmood
If no one saw you drink water from a box, did you even drink water at all? #beachlife
A man, his goblet, his scepter, and his hound
“I canst even” #imcultured #duomolife #siena
It’s weird in here #howaminotmyself
But like, why do these have to be separate businesses? #entrepreneur #pivot #firstbillion
#styleicon #summerhairdostthoucare
#currentmood
“John answered them all, saying, “I baptize you with water, but he who is mightier than I is coming, the strap of whose sandals I am not worthy to untie.” Kyle 3:16 #fashun #zaddy #currentmood
Ugh Bury me at the mall #mahfavoriteplace #suburbsbutmakeitfashun #drip #dadswag
Vocal yokel #gothdad #poemsmostly #emolord
#currentmood
Felt spooky might delete later #midnightsociety #emolords #gothdaddies